From Cosmo to AARP

I sHelen Gurley-Brown dead? I f she feels half as bad as I do, she would certainly go horizontal . It seems the upper chambers of my heart have begun to quiver rather than beat. In medical circles it's called Atrial Fibrillation and it is starting to piss me off. I am lazy by nature, but this enforced inactivity is getting to be a real drag. I have to walk like an octagenarian or my heart goes into overdrive and a sweat breaks out all over. After performing the most ordinary of household chores, I need to rest. These days I need a rest from all the rest!